Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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