i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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