when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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