Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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