...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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