I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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