I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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