where am i from again
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Farmville is her only friend.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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