I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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