McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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