Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
