i don't like sucking hair
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
