My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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