note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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