She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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