I'm going to rape someone's good day.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
two words...techno handjob
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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