Dual....:-)
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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