Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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