Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize