I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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