don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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