Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Never underestimate the power of titties
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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