did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So drunk its hurt
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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