Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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