New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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