She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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