chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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