That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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