I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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