this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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