Sry I called you an 8
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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