Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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