have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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