Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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