it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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