Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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