I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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