69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
