PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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