its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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