I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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