Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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