He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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