We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
