Porn is love you can see.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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