i was born a porn star she said
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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