That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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