I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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