New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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