He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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