apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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