its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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