Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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