Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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