Well douche your snatch and let's go!
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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