Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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